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Destiny Demotivational Poster


WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS ... -


TAGS: watch thoughts thinker actions destiny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Wurdsmyth - July 6, 2013, 12:46 am, #247427
"Think" "Think about"... instead of watch... I think would make it better...


I Sat In The Dark And Thought -


TAGS: apocalypse life death fate destiny
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

vindicator - September 15, 2014, 10:42 pm, #256713
Like ordering nothing but appetizers and no entree
Greybeard - August 30, 2014, 11:50 pm, #256498
Thank you Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:46 pm, #256497
Wow...5L "nail on the head" this one is!


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am, #177369
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm, #155625
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am, #130549
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am, #130548
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


DESTINY - Every Man has one


TAGS: destiny
Rating: 4.45/5

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Verdeckt - September 18, 2011, 10:38 pm, #224413
Pfft... No chicanes? What a noob
Greeny - September 18, 2011, 6:06 pm, #224407
I updated mine with an AC wall adapter


DESTINY - Some were born to rock


TAGS: greg baby destiny rock
Rating: 2.51/5

More motifakes by gergroy

lol - February 5, 2009, 7:03 pm, #57202
Thats gold, so wish i had one like that.
BANJAXED - August 31, 2008, 10:08 pm, #18000
Buy this little tyke an AC/DC CD
Redfield - July 12, 2008, 8:11 pm, #9138
luckiest parents ever...m/
TigerKid - June 30, 2008, 5:17 pm, #7678
We salute you.
Eric D. - June 30, 2008, 1:44 am, #7609
wicked.
Andres - May 8, 2008, 11:27 am, #3066
lml
KDP3 - May 4, 2008, 3:38 am, #2806
m/
Roamer - May 3, 2008, 9:31 pm, #2795
That will be MY son/daughter...I hope


DESTINY -


TAGS: destiny guide our choices mariand
Rating: 4.31/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - September 27, 2011, 11:23 pm, #224584
Very demotivational to me... I think.


QUESTIONS - We all ask: Who am I? Why am I here? Is there a higher purpose? I'm not impatient, but... Shouldn't I have some of the answers by now?


TAGS: destiny questions
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 2:44 am, #246158
I went to Radio Shack with my questions, but they were completely befuddled.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:32 pm, #246139
Your posters make me never want to create another one of my lame posters.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 12:04 pm, #235294
True dat.
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 11:52 am, #235293
Philosophy: questions that may never be answered. Religion: answers that may never be questioned.


DEATH -


TAGS: dead destiny life
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by giulio

LogicDude - March 16, 2009, 9:34 am, #66104
King takes Queen...Bishop takes Queen...Knight takes Queen...Rook takes Queen....GANGBANG! (Mel Brooks in History of the World!)
A to the Dam - March 16, 2009, 7:19 am, #66087
King takes queen... am i the only one who sees that?
Sean - November 14, 2008, 1:48 pm, #36355
Arguing with posters ... Oh shut up Me you've/we've all done it more than once. And will again. Soon. Yeah ... I'm right.
Eddie - November 14, 2008, 1:26 pm, #36346
But even in the same box, the king is sitll king, and the pawn is still pawn
Sean - October 16, 2008, 7:24 pm, #28045
So yer sayin' that the Queen ... is a bit of a s**t, then?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 29, 2008, 11:59 am, #17526
Excellent, and what a great quote!


DEATH AWAITS YOU WITH SHARP POINTY TEETH -


TAGS: death destiny jobs
Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2012, 7:32 pm, #237178
Monty Python's Meaning of Life. http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DYoBTsMJ4jNk&v=YoBTsMJ4jNk&gl=CA
Airman - July 11, 2012, 7:17 pm, #237177
and where does one get that?
spacedog - July 11, 2012, 6:27 pm, #237166
But... I didn't have any salmon mousse... 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2012, 7:58 am, #237151
I met him once, nice guy.....messy handshake.
Sho - July 10, 2012, 11:34 pm, #237147
No one knows Jesus
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:51 pm, #237140
Only some of us share the same fate. Do you know Jesus?


RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature early death expendable crew price destiny sad bad day tv show star trek
Rating: 3.34/5

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Zed - October 26, 2009, 12:39 am, #130842
No, guys, it's only the male redshirts who end up dead. With the female ones, it's "She's PREGNANT, Jim."
Derek - October 25, 2009, 7:48 pm, #130773
The blood doesn't show up as much.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:21 am, #119967
That's a great mental image...in zero gravity. 5/5
temp - September 20, 2009, 2:50 am, #119957
Quick, if you don't want to die, take your red shirts off.... I didn't say to put on another color shirt, just take off the one you have. :D


JACK BLACK - He no need a microphone


TAGS: tenacious d jack black pick of destiny
Rating: 2.48/5

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Fatty - April 8, 2009, 1:48 pm, #71576
Jack Black is amsome!!! even if this poster's grammar kinda sux...
Bunny - April 8, 2009, 9:50 am, #71519
He just needs a good, hard kick up the arse.(that starts with a K not a D, kids!!)


TOOK AN AK 47 - Out from under his hat Blew Batman away with a rata-tat-tat


TAGS: lincoln ultimate showdown of destiny ak 47
Rating: 2.04/5

More motifakes by Vision (the Unpurple)

spitfire111 - December 10, 2008, 9:07 pm, #43436
nice to have one... but i wish i can concealed it as a normal hand....


The Big Picture -


TAGS: life death fate destiny hollywood
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 26, 2014, 10:42 pm, #255879
3rd degree burns... :)
GaryO - July 26, 2014, 10:35 am, #255877
it hurts r-e-a-l gud.
Oldsod - July 26, 2014, 9:31 am, #255875
...but where'5 the fun in that?


The Serendipity Clause -


TAGS: fate destiny violence immigration travel
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 22, 2014, 10:38 pm, #255826
I'm from North Dakota so I may be an honorary citizen already... :)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:09 pm, #255808
Canada's starting to sound better everyday eh?


The Perfect Storm -




AND THE BEAT GOES ON -




Destiny -




EITHER WAY ENJOY THE VIEW -


TAGS: destiny calendar lost wishes
Rating: 4.36/5

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carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm, #231792
(carebear BANNED)


YOU MAY JUDGE ME, I JUST HOPE YOU... -




LIFE -


TAGS: time past pre post existing condition future joke biohazard caution sign human destiny
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by giulio

okami - December 3, 2009, 6:42 pm, #142223
pretty well sums up the insurance company-GOP position, I'd say. . .


A Simple Twist Of Fate -




Looking Over A Four Leaf Clover -




If You Wait Until The Last Minute -




DESTINY -


TAGS: equal opportunity destiny luck humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 29, 2014, 10:53 pm, #254538

That's me~~twisted~~
GaryO - April 29, 2014, 10:47 pm, #254537
love the twisty humor


If I Should Fall From Grace -


TAGS: beer alcohol life success destiny
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2014, 10:14 pm, #256492
I've got too many success stories under my belt. :)
MissPriss - August 29, 2014, 10:34 am, #256486
Wow...that's where my 5L "rye" whiskey comes from? Who'd of thunk?


WE DO... -


TAGS: girl kill fate destiny god
Rating: 4.92/5

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Rick69 - December 21, 2012, 2:40 am, #241717
Why thank you... I get that... A lot... ... ...
MissPriss - December 6, 2012, 2:47 am, #241238
Beautifully done.
EmilioDumphque - December 6, 2012, 2:31 am, #241234
He just didn't think it was important enough to get involved.
Vinxman - December 5, 2012, 8:19 pm, #241230
Rorschach!!!!
mariand - December 5, 2012, 4:59 pm, #241224
man, so many times I tried to show this...#153533 and #151515


If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood -


TAGS: sports competetion fate destiny life
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 15, 2014, 3:31 am, #255723
LMAO. Congrats on the 1000 milestone. :)
MissPriss - July 14, 2014, 11:58 pm, #255720
As a Canadian girl, I know my beavers we I see one and that ain't anyones I've ever seen before.
Greybeard - July 14, 2014, 10:45 pm, #255716
LoL. It quite possibly is.
Bandit5906 - July 14, 2014, 1:57 pm, #255712
Kinda looks like a beaver?


I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell -


TAGS: beer fate destiny hell heaven
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 30, 2014, 4:55 am, #255094
You can count me in... :)
MissPriss - May 30, 2014, 12:27 am, #255092
Oh screw beer. I've already made my reservations and demand the fancy ****tails with the little umbrellas in 'em. Should I save you a seat Grey?


All That Jazz -




The Sun Behind The Clouds -




FATE -


TAGS: destiny life journey
Rating: 4.6/5

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lgvernon - June 8, 2012, 10:19 am, #235983

Symmetry...cemetery, play on words.
Sho - June 8, 2012, 10:06 am, #235982
What lol
lgvernon - June 7, 2012, 5:09 pm, #235965

.....groan.....
Zetmonk - June 7, 2012, 7:19 am, #235933
My word! Just look at that symmetry!


The Walking Dead -




DESTINY -




-DESTINY- - is not sign-posted, nor is it shown on any maps, but we all are supposed to find it? Personally, I gave up looking years ago.




AGGY'S PARENTS - had a career path in mind for him that would later prove fruitless


TAGS: it wasn t his destiny
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:36 pm, #179543
Actually, full of fruits... but yes, fruitless.


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: sea turtles of destiny
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - September 1, 2010, 9:23 pm, #191880
Thank you both, but I feel the real credit here should go to my grandfather, who bravely stormed the beaches at Normandy, in 1963.
Airman - August 31, 2010, 6:19 pm, #191727
lol.. I forgot all about this one. A classic
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 2:19 am, #191688
Another tragically under-rated piece of work. But, it's greatness... and it doesn't take ratings to see it.


RED NINJA -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew joke cruel destiny sad bad day tv show star trek
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:24 am, #83468
Hey I get it! And just to prove I do, I'll carefull type the words: expendible crew member. But I'm still kinda shaky on the "ninja" part.


LIVE -




Destiny -


TAGS: destiny
Rating: 1.44/5

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Woody - July 22, 2009, 11:38 pm, #98535
Yeah.... you and Chuck Norris.


Contentment -


TAGS: life adventure destiny hunter thompson
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - December 23, 2014, 4:33 pm, #259067
Merry New Year and Happy Christmas!
mizzdizz - December 19, 2014, 11:18 pm, #258970
You say the sweetest things!
Cannabal - December 19, 2014, 7:36 pm, #258954
Huh? Wha? I'm sorry, forgot what we were talking about, man. This candy cane is great, man.
mizzdizz - December 18, 2014, 11:52 pm, #258939
Gonna live up to your name, Cannabal? lol!
Cannabal - December 18, 2014, 7:20 pm, #258928
Hey, mizzy, I got a peppermint stick for you, too. ;)
mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 6:04 am, #258913
Nothing makes you feel more alive than dancing the tango with death! Thanks for the eye candy, Cannibal! 5 dancing lions!
Thedge - December 14, 2014, 4:48 pm, #258848
Never so alive as when the Reaper is knocking at the door. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:39 am, #258843
Thomp5on was truly a good writer.


DESTINY -




I don't think you're ready, for this jelly -




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